I think I may have exhausted all my resources here. The kitchen was picked clean a long time ago and I've been living out of the minibars. Only a meal or two left unless I want to start breaking down doors to the rooms I haven't found keys for.

Can anyone recommend a good place?

Undead.

...Why am I not surprised?

Thanks for the chapstick, Father. If I find any more chocolate, I'll let you know.

I wonder how long I can stay here before I have to move on...

I'm so happy to see this is still functioning properly! I accidentally sat on it a few weeks ago, and I was so worried I'd smashed it ( Read more... )

It's funny. I've never been so happy in all my life to find the key to a hotel minibar. There's nothing in it but stale pretzels and candy and broken glass, but it feels like something. You know?

[pause]

Is everyone doing all right out there?